Roger likes adding risky creative flairs to everything he does: odd assignments, pictures of squirrels riding dogs, and flavoured text messages (which happen way too often). Roger tends to take on more than he can handle. Once, he was tasked with writing a biography in a hundred words. Roger got attached to his ideas—a dating profile, an irrelevant story, etc—and a hundred words became irrevocably insufficient. Another instance is when he agreed to be Life Board manager. Constantly overwhelmed, he deems everything to be a tomorrow problem. If you’re ever asked for texting advice, beware of second-hand anxiety.