When he was 3, Tazik was an ambitious young man set on becoming The Greatest Carpenter of All Time. Unfortunately, he lost his হাতুড়ি (lit. hammer), forcing him to re-evaluate his career goals. Now in Grade 11, Tazik is yet to find his raison d'être. Despite his inability to compose logical sentences that flow, Tazik is extremely grateful for the existence of Wikipedia. His day usually revolves around a finely-tuned blend of complaining about his grades, extolling the virtues of effective altruism, replacing Chrome with Firefox on TDSB computers, and editing the occasional Reckoner article that comes by his way.