Kevin Jiang is a writer at The Reckoner. If you have ever had the pleasure of meeting Kevin, then you have probably experienced the frustrating feeling of wanting to punch him in the face. That’s fine; he understands and loves you anyway. His hobbies include extreme napping, defending the Toronto Maple Leafs on various online forums, and taking selfies using the phones of others. Kevin will likely end up as a number at some university, but he could also choose to pursue his dream of forming a one-man band. We’ll see.